Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a
A. Santa Clues!
Q. What did Adam say on the day before
A. Its Christmas, Eve.
Q. Why does Santa Claus like to work in the
A. Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q. What happened when the snowwoman got angry at
A. She gave him the cold shoulder.
Q. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
A. Fleece Navidad!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with
A. Frost bite!
Q. What do you call a cat on the beach at
A. Sandy Claws!
Q. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
A. They are always dropping their needles.
Q. What do you when if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A. A pineapple.
Q. Why wasnít the turkey hungry at Christmas
A. He was stuffed!
Q. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on
A. Because it soots him.
Q. What kind of ball doesnít bounce?
A. A snowball!
Q. Whatís the best thing to put into Christmas
A. Your teeth!
Q. If athletes get athletes foot, what do
Q. What do you call people who are afraid of
Q. Whatís white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!
Q. What do you call an old snowman?
Q. What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
A. Santa caught in a revolving door!
Q. What goes ďoh, oh, ohĒ?
A. Santa walking backwards!
Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary!
Q. What do you have in December thatís not in
any other month?
A. The letter D!
Q. Why is it always cold at Christmas?
A. Because itís in Decemberrrr!
Q. What did one snowman say to the other
A. Can you smell carrot?
Q. How many presents can Santa fit in an empty
A. Only one, after that itís not empty anymore!
Q. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
A. Deep and crisp and even!
Q. What do you get if Santa goes down the
chimney when the fire is lit?
A. Crisp Cringle!
Q. What kind of candle burns longer, a red
candle or a green candle?
A. Neither, candles always burn shorter!
Q. What often falls at the North Pole but never
Q. What Christmas carol is a favorite of
A. Silent Night!