Knock Knock
Who's there!
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you opened this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ahab!
Ahab who?
Ahab to go to the toilet now, quick open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Aitch!
Aitch who?
Bless You!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Al!
Al who?
Al go home if you're not nice to me!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma not gonna tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Andy!
Andy who?
Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna Nother thing, how many times do I have to
knock on this door before you open it?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ari!
Ari who?
Ari having fun yet?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Avon!
Avon who?
Avon you to come and open zis door!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me, I just forgot the joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella not-a work so I knock-a on-a de door!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty ya don't know who this is!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Bingo!
Bingo who?
Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Brewster!
Brewster who?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing
cock-a-doodle doo!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Butcher!
Butcher who?
Butcher head on my shoulder…
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, I’m allergic to nuts!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Cat!
Cat who?
Cat you just open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Celeste!
Celeste who?
Celeste time I'm going to tell this joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cherry!
Cherry who?
Cherry oh! Ta ta! Bye, now!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chester!
Chester who?
Chester minute, Don't you recognise me?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Colleen!
Colleen who?
Colleen up this mess!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
What are you, some kind of bird clock?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Consumption!
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these bad knock knock
jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Courtney!
Courtney who?
Courtney burglars recently!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Cyprus!
Cyprus who?
Cyprus-ed the bell, I thought!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Cyril!
Cyril who?
Cyril nice to meet you!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Danny!
Danny who?
Dannybody home!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma’s here to fix the leak!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dish!
Dish who?
Dish ish a schtick-up!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Disk!
Disk who?
Disk is a recording, please leave your message
after the beep!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dismay!
Dismay who?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dome!
Dome who?
Dome you recognize my voice!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris dropping off its hinges with all this knocking!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dozen!
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Duane!
Duane who?
Duane the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ear!
Ear who?
Ear you are, I've been looking for you!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Eddie!
Eddie who?
Eddie body home!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Egg!
Egg who?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ellie!
Ellie who?
Ellie Phants are chasing me; let me in quick!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Elsie!
Elsie who?
Elsie you later!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Esther!
Esther who?
Esther anything I can do for you?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fido!
Fido who?
Fido I have to wait outside?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fred!
Fred who?
Fred I can't play today!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Freddie!
Freddie who?
Freddie or not here I come!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Furry!
Furry who?
Furry's a jolly good fellow!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Germany!
Germany who!
Germany people knocking on your door today?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Genoa!
Genoa who!
Genoa any new knock-knock jokes?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gerald!
Gerald who!
Gerald friend <insert name>!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ginny!
Ginny who!
Ginny a little kiss on my cheek!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Gladys me, arn't you!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Gladys my last knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Granny
Knock, knock!
Who's there!
Granny
Knock, knock!
Who’s there!
Aunt!
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Granny's gone home?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gus!
Gus who!
That's what your supposed to do!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gwen!
Gwen who!
Gwen will I see you again!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hal!
Hal who?
Hal-O, how are you doing?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Handel!
Handel who?
Handel over your money, it’s a stick-up!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hank!
Hank who?
Hank you for letting me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Harmony!
Harmony who?
Harmony knock knock jokes do you expect me to know?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Harriet!
Harriet who?
Harriet it up, it’s cold out here!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Harvey!
Harvey who?
Harvey gonna play this game forever?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Heart!
Heart who?
Heart to hear you, speak up a bit!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hominy!
Hominy who?
Hominy times are we going to go through this!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out here in the cold while
some idiot keeps saying "Who's there?"
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hubie!
Hubie who!
Hubie-ginning to understand how these jokes work?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ida!
Ida who?
It's not Ida who, it's Idaho!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ike!
Ike who?
Ike-ant stop telling these jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Isabel!
Isabel who?
Isabel broken; I had to knock!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Isadore!
Isadore who?
Isadore locked, I can't get in!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jenny'd some help opening the door, it’s taking you long enough!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Jess!
Jess who?
Jess me, myself and I!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan you remember me?!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan to hear any more knock-knock jokes?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Julie!
Julie who!
Julie the door locked, it wouldn’t open for me?!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Juliet!
Juliet who!
Juliet me in, please!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Juno!
Juno who!
Of course I do!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Justice!
Justice who!
Justice as I thought, you don’t remember me!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner, I hope!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken you open the door and let me in?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken I use the door, or do I have to come in through a window?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kent!
Kent who?
Kent you tell who I am?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kyle!
Kyle who?
Kyle be good if you let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I'm hungry!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Les!
Les who?
Les go, we’re late!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce please stop telling these jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa you can do is let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Mabel!
Mabel who?
Mabel doesn't work either!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mae!
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Major!
Major who?
Major get up and answer the door didn't I!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Matthew!
Matthew who?
Matthew lace has come undone, can you tie it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mavis!
Mavis who?
Mavis be the last time I knock on this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference, just open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Mickey!
Mickey who?
Mickey's stuck in the lock!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Miss Piggy!
Miss Piggy?
Miss Piggy went to market, Miss Piggy stayed at
home...!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Nanny!
Nanny who?
Nanny one there?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Norma!
Norma who?
Norma'lly I bring my own key!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Nose!
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock knock jokes, don't worry!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
One!
One who?
One-der why you keep asking that?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Owen!
Owen who?
Owen are you going to let me in?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Owl!
Owl who?
Owl I can say is "Knock, knock"!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Paul!
Paul who?
Paul hard, the door's stuck again!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Paula!
Paula who?
Paula-p a chair and I'll tell you all about myself!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Peg!
Peg who?
Peg your pardon, I've got the wrong door!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Perry!
Perry who?
Perry well, thank you!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip my gas tank, please, I've got a long way to go!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Police!
Police who?
Police open the door. I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quacker!
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ray!
Ray who?
Ray-ning cats and dogs out here, please let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sam!
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked on the door last time!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sasha!
Sasha who?
Sasha fuss, just because I knocked on your door!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sam!
Sam who?
Sam day you'll recognise me!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sandy!
Sandy who?
Sandy door, I just got a splinter!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sara!
Sara who?
Sara 'nother way in?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Seth!
Seth who?
Seth me, and what I say goes!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sherwood!
Sherwood who!
Sherwood like to come in!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Spillane!
Spillana who?
Spillane these knock knock jokes again to me, please?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm knocking the door down!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Stu!
Stu who?
Stu late to be standing out here in the cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Tank!
Tank who?
Your welcome!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore wasn't open so I knocked-knocked!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toronto!
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against knock knock jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vanda!
Vanda who?
Vanda you vant me to come around?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Vlad!
Vlad who?
Vlad to meet you!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Wayne!
Wayne who?
Wayne are you coming over to my house?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Willa!
Willa who?
Willa you marry me?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ya!
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
York!
York who?
York coming over to my place next time!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
You!
You who?
Yes, you called?